January 2012
Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher: ...
Me: ...
Preacher: ...
Me: Follow4Follow?
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on...
justt-belieb:
thecollisionofyour-kiss:
http://thecollisionofyour-kiss.tumblr.com/ask
I will love you guys…LOOVE YOU.
PLEASE.
I hate doing presentations
epic-humor:
Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and the others are like:
or
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
AND THEN YOU TURN ALL RED.
FEATURED AT EPICHUMOR....
Happy Birthday Voldy
At first he’ll be like;
we’re gonna surprise him;
then he’ll be like;
then he will give free hugs to everyone;
then eat;
and drink;
Voldy would be the DJ;
taking turns with Snape;
and we’re gonna dance endlessly like;
He cheated on me...
gigglefactory:
gigglefactory:
Mineee . ;*
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
That awkward moment when your spending the last...
suckonmyfresh:
When THIS scene comes on in The Lion King..
EVERYBODY KNOWS
IT’S.
ABOUT.
TO GO.
DOWN!
“GET IT SIMBA!”
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
I’d be like:
and then:
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
December 2011
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
I like you.
That moment you...
memor-e-lane:
Turn in your essay with last year’s year on it:
Write your previous age on an application:
Forget to put on deodorant:
Leave your homework at home:
Drop your phone:
Lock your keys in the car:
Lock yourself in the car:
Watchpanems-mockingjay:
LAST TRAILER REBLOG OF THE YEAR
I put myself down so when other people do, at...
