(Source: rightchilde, via legit-humor)
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This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
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(Source: howtovisualizeyourweakness, via s3xgasm)
Tumblr needs to change its error message
I’d rather see
“We are sorry for this inconvenience but here’s a dancing cat”
then I’d be all
(Source: yourbeautifulmadness, via an-offline-user)
what did the boob say to the other boob?
we are breast friends
(via an-offline-user)
I love those days when you just DGAF
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mum reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
(Source: rachellephant, via an-offline-user)
